Welcome to the Cabinet
Established in 1966 within the dark, cozy confines of an abandoned TNT factory shell near Point Pleasant. The Mothman Medicine Cabinet provides completely uncertified, highly volatile biological cures for the stressors of standard human operations. Click the image controls above to navigate our facilities.
🔮 Cryptid Diagnostic Generation
Current Diagnostic Matrix: Pending
Click the golden "GIMME A NEW REMEDY!" label on the UI plate above to compound an alignment cure.
🛒 Out-of-Stock Apothecary Merch
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Liquid Doom (8oz)
Freshly harvested swamp water. Great for brewing tea or cursing landlords.
$24.99
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Genuine Moth Feather
Shed naturally near the old bunkers. Flammable. Keep away from bright monitors.
$149.99
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Hypnotic Red Lantern
Attracts large winged entities and aggressive planetary bugs.
$45.00
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Ghastly Giggle Grog
Alleviates bad moods for roughly four minutes. Tastes strongly of copper pennies.
$12.50
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📜 Local Cryptid Field Dispatches
May 24, 2026
Aisle 4 Target: A 7-foot winged silhouette observed filling a shopping cart strictly with vintage incandescent bulbs. Hissed when requested to display loyalty card membership.
April 12, 2026
State Route 2: Commuter reported an engine stall. Attributed to giant moth clinging to the vehicle's high beams trying to sunbathe its torso.